Hollywood is nothing but a hideous sex pit, and from time to time this awful truth is revealed in the form of a celebrity sex tape.
Below are the 15 best celebrity sex videos ever released. At last the true nature of the entertainment industry can be seen in all its degenerate glory.
#15 Mimi Macpherson
Mimi Macpherson is a famous Australian “conservationist” and the younger sister of supermodel Elle Macpherson. She is also a great whore as you can see in the video below. Of course, her only redeeming quality is that she seems to have a thick, musty pubic bush, but after seeing this sex tape, that won’t be enough to save her from a mujahideen stoning group.
#14 Paris Hilton
You may be surprised to learn that Paris Hilton has 2 sex videos. The video below is the lesser known one because she doesn’t actually have sex in it. It’s just a lot of dry banging and a little vagina flashing.
#13 Pamela Anderson & Brett Michaels
This Pamela Anderson sextape with Poison frontman Brett Michaels appears to have been recorded from a dirty VHS tape playing on a crappy TV.
#12 Gena Lee Nolin
I don’t know which is more disturbing, the gap between Baywatch star Gena Lee Nolin’s breasts or the pedophile in the shirt she’s banging… just kidding, it’s definitely the gap between her breasts.
#11 Colin Farrell & Nicole Narain
Playboy Playmate Nicole Narain and actor Colin Farrell fuck in this sex tape video. Now that’s what I call a “Black Irishman”. *badum table
#10 Keeley Hazell
English glamor model Keeley Hazell’s sex tape starts off well enough with her doing a decent job sucking a cock. However, the last half of this video is just a man’s ass bouncing up and down. Move the camera, you stupid bitch!
#9 Tonya Harding
US figure skater Tonya Harding’s (infamous) wedding night sex tape is more of a egregious assault than what she did to Nancy Kerrigan.
#8 Katie Price
Busty British model and reality TV star Katie Price gets fucked with a vibrator, a cock and a foot in this sex tape. Too bad the guy didn’t put an IED in her cunt, that could have been number 1.
#7 Jenna Lewis
Jenna Lewis is a reality TV star from the first season of “Survivor”. In this video, Jenna demonstrates the survival skills she learned on the show while sourcing vital nutrients from a man’s nut sack.
#6 Paris Hilton
This is the famous Paris Hilton sextape cleverly titled One Night In Paris. A little-known fact about this sex tape is that it was actually filmed in a Marriott hotel room. What a naughty slut!
#5 Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee
In the first really big celebrity sex tape ever released, Pamela Anderson is filmed sucking and fucking Tommy Lee’s average sized (by Muslim standards) manhood during their honeymoon.
#4 Kendra Wilkinson
In this sextape, Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson has sex with a retarded gomer (probably in exchange for meth) in his mother’s trailer.
#3 Both Titmuss
English actress and model Abi Titmuss has a threesome fucking with several women including “Michonne” from AMC’s “Walking Dead” in the sextape video below.
#2 Miss Universe
A man (probably Muslim) bangs Miss Universe Trinidad and Miss Universe Japan in the ass in this epic threesome sex tape.
#1 Kim Kardashian
What can be said about this Kim Kardashian and Ray J sex tape that hasn’t already been said about some baboons shagging at the zoo? It’s just a shame the baboons didn’t film it and then E! present a reality show. They could certainly give the Kardashians some competition.
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